Do you have any aliases?
Where were you born?
Ah! A hard one!
What profession are you currently in? Profession?
I think I forgot to get one of those. I’ve been eating out of the incinerator at the Ministry of Questionable Science and sleeping there. Otherwise my needs are met in the Library.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What is your favorite development in technology?
What is your least favorite technological development?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
Meanness for the sake of meanness
What is your favorite mode of travel?
Boat with a bed
What mode of travel is your least favorite?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
“The Improbability Drive reassembled itself after you destroyed it so we are going to wipe your memory so you can destroy it again for the viewers”
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
Reality TV star